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Live at the AV Club "Xmas Under Cover"

by The World is a Beautiful Place & I am No Longer Afraid to Die

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Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Dixon and Qupid I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh I sat around all night under the chimney Holding my sack like "gimme gimme" I know that he's commin, he's comming he must Lookin up nothing but rust, dust. Turn on my TV the very next day I see your gettin payed leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the building Listen to my nine go click, Santa's a fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch) Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Oh my undertaker) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Yeah I got something to say about St. Nick Fuck that hoe he never brought Shaggs shit No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal, So I eat it, cause there ain't nothing in the cubbards So I'll be quick, quick and brief All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones could you help me out Should of known I'd get the short end of the stick No kinda gift I didn't get shit Some say I was bad but that wasn't it It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa fuck you cause your a hoe) Another year and I ain't got shit (Another year I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth "Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf that's the ghetto. Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything." [Background:] Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses, horses, horses Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been? I see you got cookies and milk on your chin I guess you had time to collect your ends You always been down for your rich friend But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way Nothing but coal and dirt for little J I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh All the little rich boys they gettin payed Counting the toys and duckets they made Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit I'm a kill that fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (He ate too much McDonald's) Another year and I ain't get shit (Mrs. Claus is a ho) If I hear him land on my roof (Slice that bitch in the big red coat) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack Not a creature sturrin but a fucking rat I ain't hearing jingle bells I ain't hearing nothing Ain't smelling no Turkey sure as hell ain't no stuffing All that I payed, wished and prayed That fat mother fucker would swing my way Drop off soldiers and rubber balls But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again Every year I wake up to the same old shit....house There be no sign of the fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch) Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (If I hear him land on my roof) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch) Another year and I ain't get shit (I ain't ge-et shi-it) If I hear him land on my roof (Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth [record scratching] "He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile, A bright red hat you can see for a mile, A bag full of goodies and a great big grin, Here comes Santa Claus again."

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This is a live recording ripped from a performance we did for the AV Club for their Christmas Under Cover Series. We recorded it on November 9th, 2013.

You can view that video here:
www.avclub.com/video/the-world-is-covers-what-child-is-this-106583

A free download of the the track is available here:
mXedXiXaXfXiXrXe dot com/download/78rgrwh53ijg1fp/04+-+The+World+Is...covers+What+Child+Is+This.mp3

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released December 25, 2013

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